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CLASS OF 1967’S PROPHECIES Abrams, Carl Muskrat trapper Andersen, Fred Banana smoker Anderson, Judy Mechanic’s assistant Baker, Donna Wafer waffler Barbor, Reid Gino rent-a-cop Beals, Bill Kleenex tissue tester Bigley, Don Serious drinker Birdsal, Bob Submarine commander Bishop, Bill Block, Nancy Post office clerk Blume, Ray Guitar stringer Booth, Leslie Princeton tigeress Borish, Gene Joey Chitwood’s replacement Botsford, Barry 7-11’s answer to John Paul Jones Bowerman, David Brientnall, Chris Quartermaster Brittain, Andy Understudy for Howdy Doody Brosman, Walter Defensive end for the Baltimore Colts Bundy, Gary Catcher for Charlie Brown’s All-Stars Cahill, Bill YMCA basketball ref Chatham, Bob Mystery of the year Childs, Craig Harmonica man Clement, Bill A Roman Clement, Bob Frustrated interior Decorator Clement, Diane Go-go girl Cline, Linda Budd-Weiser beer belly measurer Coach, Glenn Child killer Coffman, Chris Twiggy’s understudy Cohen, Betty Dodge rebellion girl Cole, Linda A “Does she of doesn’t she” girl Collins, John President of Vic Tanny Collins, Linda Barmaid Colloton, Cindy Cullotte cutter Convey, Martin Hurst shifting glover Cook, Richard Esso watchdog Crain, George Drivers’ training teacher Crane, Dave Construction engineer Crowley, Tim President of the A.A. Cummings, Linda Girl who is always in the wright Davison, Jon Candid Camera photographer Dawson, Bob Gas station attendant Del Carlino, Nick Love ‘em and leave ‘em king De Lucas, Mike Exchange student Denton, Janet Jungle guide De Shazo, Kate Gym teacher Di Loreto, Mary Pick-up truck driver Di Marco, Debbi Watermelon farmer Di Orio, Lynne Fortune cookie Di Peitropolo, Al Leader of the Mafia Doggett, June House out house insect exterminator Doster, Marcy Professional hair ironer Doughery, Mary Joan Long distance runner Duncan, Jim Vice-President of IBM Duncan, Rande Sky scraper scrubber Durham, Booth Malibu beach weatherman Edalatpour, Tim Barber Eisdorfer, Steve Coppertone’s “Don’t be a paleface” boy Errickson, Barbara House mother Facer, Chuck Usher at Carnegie Hall Fanjul, Stephanie Loudspeaker
for SS Hackbarth Fitzgerald, Jeanne Owner of tobacco plantation Fitzgerald, Joe Little league manager Fock, Marianne A Danish butcher Freedley, Sue Tie collector Friedrich, Allen Walt Bell’s replacement Fritz, Steve Strawberry picker Gallivan, Jackie Southern belle Gattone, Tony Grape masher Gerber, Dave Snow bunny Gran, Debbie Kennel cleaner Gray, Roger “Minnesota Fats” Greinke, Don Philanthropist Gustafsson, Hakan Starving economist Hamilton, Phil Democratic nerd Hart, Tim Toothpaste advertiser Harvey, Steve Harvey Cedars seeder Hendry, Charlene Cigarette girl and the Hideaway Henze, Mary Jo The Red Baron Hester, Ed Fox and Lazo realtor Hinchman, Nanette Fizzie huckster Hinski, Peter Fashion model Hoffman, Mary Home run hitter for the Twins Holben, Dan Mr. Clean Holloway, Jane Drill sergeant for the WAVES Howarth, Kathy Star of F Troop Hunt Sue Catsup connoisseur Hunt, Steve Soda jerk Hunter, Ruth Marathon talker Hurd, Randy AAU weight lifter Irish, Pete Elevator operator Jackson, Bill Semi-private eyer Jefferies, Mike Sloppy slurpie slusher Jones, Cheryl Jones, Lynne Lizard lady Jones, Rich Motorsycle policeman Jones, Rob Hot rod man Joslin, Ginger Mattress manufacturer Kain, Bob Raisin counter for Crispy Critters Kernagis, Al Batman Klein, Carolyn Brownie leader Kotlikoff, Andy Priest Krug, Tom Yellow cab driver Kulp, Barb Phyllis Diller’s replacement Laird, Doug Whitman sampler Lane, Jack Warner bra fitter Lax, Jon Roving reporter Leaming, Jamie Top Brass mermaid Leist, Lynn Ex-Tailor Time salesgirl Leonard, Jack Italian lifeguard at Sandy Beach Lester, Marilyn Physics teacher Liberi, Barbara Parisienne hair stylist Lippincot, John Tackle for the Eagles Liss, Charles Listerine germ killer Logan, Ron DJ for WDAS Lomax, Steve Aunt Maggies’s Oreo snatcher Long, Doug Glue manufacturer Lundgren, Hope Long Beach Island landlady McCollister, Ruth Cheerleader for the Army-Navy game Markham, Nancy Cradle snatcher Marshall, Lucy Mrs. Clean Martin, Carl Dean of Women at Michigan State Mayer, Debie Bird watcher Mecca, Lorraine The other woman Meister, Sue Jolly Roger ice cream lady Mervine, Lina Edie Adam’s replacement Miller, Gretchen Baby food tester Miller, Robin “Batman” fan clubber Mitchell, Jackie Bearcat hunter Monro, Skip Peanut butter manufacturer Muckensturm, Emil First astronaut to get lost in space Mulhern, Kathy Carbon copier Murphy, Jeff Booth Beverage truck driver Murphy, Pauline “Hippie” Naylor, Pat Shapely housewife Nichols, Donna Five and Ten cashier Nittinger, Ginny Sweater knitter Omrod, Mary Alice Staten Island ferry operator Ostrov, Murray Dancing instructor Ott, Vivica Erik cigar girl Palmer, Randy Mr. Castle’s bookkeeper Paulus, Betty Female troubadour Payton, Kaye Mia Farrow’s chief rival Perry, Ty Suez Canal lock keeper Pfeuffer, Barbara Salad dressing sampler Poland, Jill Pole sitter Putzrath, Resha College dropout Reeves, Ed Bartender (I’ll drink to that!) Reilly, Kathleen Washington Monument window washer Rhodes, Mary Jane Road repairer Richter, Joe Grease monkey Robbins, Connie Day tripper Roberts, Chris Parking lot attendant Rocamora, Rich Forest ranger Roeder, Bill China launderer Rogers, Alan A white tornado Rouh, Ed Collingswood High baseball coach Russel, Emily Soap opera star Rutyna, Mary Tester for underwater mascara Saladik, Carol Good Perry Mason witness Salvatore, Joanne Pretzel bender Savatere, Bruce Junkie Shaw, Steffi Big-time operator Smith, JB Professional boxer Smith, Marianne Waitress at Wombo’s Smith, Richard Smoker producer Sooy, Doris Fertilizer packager Stanbach, Charlotte First female Mahjong player Stuckert, Sue Sherlock Holmes assistant Sullivan, Jim self-proclaimed Casanova Swartz, Steve Professional pea picker Sweeney, Joe Jockey at Garden State Talbott, Jane Author of Where the Boys Are Talbott, Kitty Stable girl Taylor, John Dentist Tily, Cela Laughing Hyena tamer Tomlinson, Cathy Study hall teacher Troutman, Rich Fish fryer Troutman, Robert School janitor Tucker, Hal Ditch digger Vermaat, Sandy Meatball mincer Villa, Don Grocery man Vurgason, Pat Pin-up girl for the class of ’66, ’67, … Waite, Herb Maitre D’ at the Harvard House Waldron, Dan Insurance claim adjustor Walker, Judy Co-star of Dragnet Wallace, Todd Singing coal miner Warner, Jane Single land toll collector Watson, Roger Plastic surgeon Weiler, Linda Coach for the Glenndale midget basketball team Wick, Dave Broad jumper Wicker, Kathy Great books discussion leader Wiegner, Joan Call girl at a speak easy Williams, Dave King of the road Williams, Erik Immigrant halfback for the Minnesota Vikings Winter, Howard Dean of admissions Witt, Ann Dug-out canoe paddler Woelpper, John Wall paper hanger Wolf, Ricky Parrot trainer Wood, Alison Candy coater Wyatt, John Pyot (Hindu poem) Yorke, Bob Draft dodger Zeyher, Craig Zoo-keeper Zwarg, Eric Shoe shine boy |
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